How To Tell An African From An African

How To Tell An African From An African

It comes as something of a surprise to many Africans to discover that all Africans look the same to non-Africans. How do you tell a Nigerian from a Kenyan ? I am not talking about Passports or Clothing, for those are obvious.

The easiest way of course, is the name, for example "Ogunkoye" can only be a Nigerian, and "Njoroge" a Kenyan. Where do you think the "Dunns" come from ? Freed Slaves, they are surely from Liberia or Sierra Leone.

Surely everybody knows that the loud and cocky ones are the West Africans. The brooding ones and sly ones are the North an South Africans. The East Africans always say "Yes" even when they disagree violently.

If you want to be more specific, the Camerounians will borrow money to buy Champagne whilst the Ghanaians think they invented politics. The Nigerians have a "THING" about clothes, and the Ethiopians think they have the most beautiful women on God's earth.The South Africans have no hair, the Zambians and Kenyan have prominent foreheads.

The West Africans have short memory and never learn from their mistakes. The concept of order and discipline must have been invented in East Africa for the words don't exist in West Africa especially in Nigeria.When a cabinet minister is caught in a corruption scandal, he commits suicide in Southern Africa. In West Africa he's promoted after the next coup d'etat.

In athletics, the divisions are easy, from 800m to the marathon the East Africans hold sway. The West Africans are only good at the sprints, but when it comes to football, the North and West Africans dominate the lesser skilled East and South Africans.

IT'S GOT TO BE SOMETHING IN THE WATER................ BUT WHEN IT COMES TO SKIN COLOUR, SURELY ALL AFRICANS ARE BLACK, ALL BLACK???