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Montana Fires Doused
"Of course, we're relieved," Susan confided. "We'll just have to re-hire the caterer, now that the guests will be able to come, after all."
Survivor Island Abandoned
As the insanely popular CBS Survivor series came to its (yawn) dramatic close, CBS confirmed what some have long suspected: in the midst of the Pulau Tiga evacuation, Brett was somehow "misplaced," in the words of one CBS low-level executive. "We're looking into it," he continued. "That's the best I can say, for now." Fears persist that this may be connected with Brett's failure of the final immunity challenge--a three-hour review of Japanese verb forms. |
![]() Top 10 Final Contents of Brett's Bachelor Refrigerator 10. last year's easter eggs (unpainted) 9. meatcake 8. carton of milk with picture of Krystava Patients Schmidt on back 7. half a quart of 10w30 6. several overdue videos 5. leftover Potted Meat Food Product Surprise 4. two dozen "rocky mountain oysters" 3. opened yard o' beef ...No, wait! that's on TOP of the fridge 2. white bag contents: unknown 1. collection of toenail clippings which resemble U.S. states |
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