What is the game, you ask?
Why, it's easy!
The game is... don't think about the game.
Sounds simple, right? Even a little foolish?
That's the point.
And you can't stop playing.
Ever.
Here are a few things that make me lose the game.
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The song that, if all went well, should be playing. If not, click here.
Stars.
Wendy's.
Pablo Neruda.
Langston Hughes.
My Fair Lady.
Jesus Christ Superstar.
West Side Story.
The Game (the rapper).
"Great day, the righteous marching..."
"Siyahamb' ekukhanyen' kwenkhos', siyahamb' ekukhanyen' kwenkhos'!"
"...en español!"
"You can tell by the numbers!"
"I feel like a pilgrim."
"Fool me once, shame on Hitler!"
"Thunder, thunder, thunder, thunder sociopaths -- ho!"
KFC.
Kermit the Frog.
Eunuchs.
Munich.
Eunuchs from Munich.
Unix.
Linux.
Computers.
Iron Chef.
The song "Bridge over Troubled Waters."
"Electroconvulsive therapy, part one."
Gym class.
"(anyone's name) is the devil!"
As little as looking at anyone that knows about the game.
And many others, which I am glad to report that I may have forgotten.