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week of 9.04.00

Top 10 Reasons Brett NEEDS to Get Married
 10. subscription to Paris Times mistakenly being addressed to Mrs. B. Tallman
 9. recent dramatic increase in tuba soloing skill going unappreciated
 8. tired of sleeping in his car
 7. Mr. Bear catching on to his checkers strategy
 6. post office refuses to deliver mail order engine parts to any of his current forwarding addresses
 5. fortune cookie's veiled threats of bad luck for "immature bachelors"
 4. at least one of them will know how to check for oil
 3. hotels' increasing skepticism at multiple requests for extra towels
 2. can't finish the whole box of spaghetti himself
 1. running desperately low on clean socks and underwear

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