R.I.P. IN PIECE HARAMBE, GORILLA, FATHER AND WIFE


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About



Harambe was our hero. He was the hero our world deserved, but not the one it needed.
Shortly after teaching his kid apprentice Ninjutsu and gorilla warfare, a man by the name of Sportacus decided to shoot him with a lead laced baby carrot.

Man in Question


When questioned over his reasoning, Sportacus stated:
"A gorilla should eat lead and knuckle sandwhiches to become strong.
How would I have known that shooting him in the head with a lead carrot would kill him?!
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