R.I.P. IN PIECE HARAMBE, GORILLA, FATHER AND WIFE
Harambe was our hero. He was the hero our world deserved, but not the one it needed.
Shortly after teaching his kid apprentice Ninjutsu and gorilla warfare, a man by the name of Sportacus decided to shoot him with a lead laced baby carrot.
Man in Question
When questioned over his reasoning, Sportacus stated:
"A gorilla should eat lead and knuckle sandwhiches to become strong.
How would I have known that shooting him in the head with a lead carrot would kill him?! "