Burdock (This column was published in the March 10, 1997 Buffalo News.) The day after that formidable windstorm I hiked a section of the Conservation Trail where it follows the former Peanut Line Railroad right-of- way in Amherst. Among the weeds along the path I found many burdocks -- and, indeed, they found me as well. Blocked by high water at Gott Creek, I had to bushwhack out to Casey Road to cross on its bridge. By the time I got back to the trail my pants and jacket were festooned with burdock burrs. That is, of course, this hitchhiker's mode of transportation. Some of the weed's many homespun names record others who offer it rides: fox's clote, hare-lock, turkey-bur, horseburr, and the delightfully descriptive beggar's buttons. Every burr is a bristly sphere of spears, each spear hooked like a crochet needle. Many of them attached themselves to Velcro patches on my jacket, a case of the original model adhering to its imitation. The source of these burrs were essentially dead plants, completely brown and with only a few remnants of twisted leaves remaining on the lifeless stems. Their roots were only shriveled remnants. But nearby was a very different appearing rosette of big, pale green leaves lying flat on the ground. Cutting under those leaves, I exposed a thick, fleshy root, quite unlike that of its neighbors. Yet despite these striking differences, this too was a burdock. Burdocks are biennials and the two plants I have described are the same species at the end of its first and second year. The first year is a year of growth and energy storage. Driven by solar power, those leaves draw carbon dioxide and water from the atmosphere and send the resulting sugars down into that thick root. The basal leaves survive the winter, remaining green under the snow. The second year is a year of sacrifice and the direction of that engine is reversed, the stored energy moving back up out of the root to accumulate in the seeds that form behind the tiny purple flowers of each burr. Indeed much energy is needed as one plant can produce thousands of seeds, hundreds of them stored in each burr. Another biennial, the carrot, would follow a similar history if we didn't steal its thick edible root before the end of its first year. Today we think of the two burdocks, common and giant, as ugly weeds that occasionally find their way into gardens and whose three foot tap roots are nearly impossible to remove. They are aliens, introduced to this country inadvertently by early colonists probably as burrs stuck in cattle hides or seeds embedded in the dirt that was then used for ship ballast. But burdocks have another history -- as food and medicine. Harvested and prepared at the right season, their tender roots, stems, and leaves serve variously as salad greens, asparagus-like vegetables or even confections. Their roots provide the gobo in the sukiyaki of Japanese cuisine. Made into a tea, soup or extract, they were formerly used to treat a litany of maladies including gout, stomach and labor pains, measles, and rheumatism. Hikers still apply the leaves directly -- as they do those of jewelweed -- to relieve the pain of mosquito bites, nettles, sunburn, and sprains. Poultices made from the leaves soothe boils and abrasions. Claims go further to include various "quack" cancer therapies. At the same time, however, the National Cancer Institute has been investigating the possible use of burdock lignans to prevent cancer-causing mutations. But these many merits did not diminish my aggravation as I wrestled with the dozens of little spears so deeply embedded in my clothing.