Bug in the House (This column was published in the March 17, 1997 Buffalo News.) On an unseasonably warm day last week my wife found an insect inside our kitchen window. She flicked it into a glass jar and kept it for me. It was 3/4 inch long and, although its general appearance suggested a beetle, it was a member of the order Hemiptera, what entomologists call a true bug. Unlike the rest of us who call all insects bugs, professionals use a linguistic convention to distinguish bugs from those non-bugs whose common name includes that word. They attach "bug" to the rest of non-bug names, as in lightningbug (actually a beetle) and mealybug (a scale insect). Only for the hemipterans is the word separated, as in chinch bug and water bug. (A similar rule applies to flies.) Two characters identified this as a bug. Its forewings were half leathery, half membrane -- hemiptera means half wing -- and it had a soda straw-like beak. Having seen this species several times before, I had other points of reference. The lower part of each hind leg was expanded and flattened. They appeared like the bell-bottomed trousers of my World War II seaman's uniform. Also an indistinct white line zig-zagged across its dark brown back. Those markings were enough to identify this as a western conifer seed bug, an insect that has spread rapidly through this area since January 1990 when one was found by Jayne Norcross in her Orchard Park home. That was the first New York State record. As its name suggests, this species feeds on the seeds of various conifers -- pines, spruces, hemlocks and cedars. In or near stands of those cone- bearing trees you have a good chance of meeting these benign seed-eaters. They can, however, be a nuisance when they turn up inside your house. Like elm leaf beetles, paper wasps and certain ladybird beetles which enter homes seeking protected overwintering sites, they have remained hidden in various cracks and crevices through the winter, finally becoming active on spring-like days. Only then do you notice them. Wayne Gall, entomologist at the Buffalo Museum of Science, has written an interesting scientific paper that describes the eastward march of this species across the United States and Canada. First recorded in California in 1880, the species had reached Colorado by 1910, Iowa by 1956 and Ontario by 1985. Five years later it arrived here. Dr. Gall hypothesizes several forces driving this spread. Increased conifer plantings (especially along highways) and the cyclical nature of cone crops encourage this strong flier to seek new groves and to hopscotch across country. Another means of passage is implied by the sole Connecticut record -- found on a Douglas fir Christmas tree. The tree was probably trucked in from Washington or Oregon together with an insect passenger. This seed bug won't bite or sting but, like the stink bug, it can emit an unpleasant odor when disturbed. And concealed under its wings is an orange back pattern that is visible only when the bug takes flight. Like the similar bright but usually hidden coloration of underwing moths, this may serve as a defense mechanism. The sudden unexpected flash of color when the bug lifts off may startle a predator, causing it to hesitate just long enough for its prey to escape. Mark Carroll of East Aurora has created a three foot wooden model of the western conifer seed bug that is now on display in the Buffalo Museum of Science library. It is a perfect replica and an outstanding representative of the woodcarver's art. When you next visit the museum, seek out this unusual exhibit.