The Michigan Fiasco at Niagara Falls
(This 909th Buffalo Sunday News column was first
published on August 24, 2008.)

Niagara
Falls today
I
have often differed with the Animal Rights community and I am especially
offended by a recent episode in Santa Cruz, California, where within minutes a
home and a car across town were firebombed by what is apparently a fringe group
of activists. One of the two university scientists attacked was injured while
escaping from his home with his wife and two pre-school children. Although many
in the Animal Rights movement have spoken out against these acts, its major
organization, PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) has - until
this writing at least - remained silent.
At
the same time that I differ with them on many issues, however, I find myself
often joining Animal Rights community members in their abhorrence with acts of
gratuitous violence against animals.
One
of the earliest of these acts in North America took place here on the Niagara
Frontier on September 8, 1827. Ginger Strand tells the story in her delightful
and highly informative book, Inventing Niagara (Simon & Schuster). I draw extensively on her
reporting for this column.
But
first, I should remind readers that in 1827 this was indeed the frontier. Just
fifteen years earlier the Buffalo population was 200 and a year later even that
small community was partly destroyed by the British attack in the War of 1812.
The Erie Canal had only been completed in 1825, and the population of all of
western New York in 1827 was at most a few thousand.
Despite
this, a few hotel owners with property near Niagara Falls had already begun to
think of the falls as a tourist attraction.
Their
scheme: the decrepit lake schooner, Michigan, partly owned by one of the
entrepreneurs, would be allowed to drift over Niagara Falls with a number of
wild animals aboard. The original advertisements described a cargo of
"animals of the most ferocious kind, such as Panthers, Wild Cats, Bears
and Wolves." Before the wreck visitors were offered a chance to observe
the caged animals in Black Rock for what the entrepreneurs called a
"trifling expense." And on the day of the episode a few others could
ride as far as Navy Island with the animals. After depositing its human
passengers there, the boat would be towed to midstream above the falls and cut
loose.
The
organizers informed newspapers that animals that would live through the
experience would add "great interest" when they would "rise
among the billows in the basin below," and an indication of contemporary
attitudes was a newspaper account in the New York Sun predicting that the coming
spectacle would be "hardly equaled by the combinations of nature and art
in any other part of the world."
Clearly
the stunt drew people to the Falls. As Strand describes it: "Every hotel
bed in town was booked and people slept on tables and floors. Taverns ran out
of food and liquor. Estimates of attendance ranged from 10,000 to 20,000. The
jostling masses were entertained by a ventriloquist, an astronomy lecturer, a
menagerie, a learned pig and a card-playing dog named Apollo. Temperance
lecturers railed against the evils of drink, violinists and pipe-players
solicited donations, keno and three-card monte experts separated the gullible
from their coins, pickpockets worked the crowds."
Instead
of the promised panthers, wildcats and wolves, the final Michigan's
"crew" consisted of two bears, a buffalo, two foxes, a raccoon, an
eagle, a dog and fifteen geese. (The dog, it was said, deserved to die; it had
bitten a reporter.) Dummies representing Andrew Jackson and John Quincy Adams,
recent election opponents, completed the schooner's personnel.
As
soon as the boat was released, one of the bears identified the danger and swam
ashore; the other made a less fortunate choice: it climbed a mast. Caged or
tied, the rest had no chance.
The
expected result: only a single goose briefly survived the boat's destruction.
Immediate
response to the event was almost universally favorable. "The power of the
Almighty was imposingly displayed over the workmanship of mere human
hands," crowed the Rochester Telegraph. Strand concludes, however, "Nature's
supremacy was already looking like an act."
This
event, described glowingly in 19th century guidebooks, is omitted from them or
ridiculed today. Happily, at least some attitudes are
changing.-- Gerry Rising